How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon