How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Whats 1+0?

Babies