What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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By watching corn!

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not