Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Ah-so-late!
Alloys.
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
So he can cut corners.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
I'm swimming here!
Because they're bad conductors.
Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.
Ted can swim away from an accident.
A screwdriver
THESE are the brakes!
I'll get you next slime!
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
Buys an intersection for a private business work.