Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
He worked for a special branch.
Black lives matter.
Woah, the traffic is moving.
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Driver
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
There was a fork in the road.
Christopher Walken.
RIP my E-brake
THESE are the brakes!
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
They rush in.
A cross-wok.
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"