Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
To make ends meat.
They were my friends :(
Because he was driving under the influenza......
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Hop in.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
Ted can swim away from an accident.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Because that's when they brake fast.
RIP my E-brake
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
He was a"salted"
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
