What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick