What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !