How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!