How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.