How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.