How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.