Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.