Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.