Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.