Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.