Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops