Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!