What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison"

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.