What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs