How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!