Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.