Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish