What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars