What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please