What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

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What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init