What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init