What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."