What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."