Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please