Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please