What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb