Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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Throw in your washing.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands