He had too much thyme on his hands.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Because he didn't feel well.
Hands up"
Vacation.
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
A thyme machine.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D