Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D