Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!