What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.