The steaks have never been higher
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They both work in gastronomy
To see if he was done cooking.
A: The food tastes funny.
He was caught stroganoff
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
He woks.
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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A Chef of course...
Pig in a blanket.
No weigh...
Finding out the chef is bald.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Because of his ground thyme.
A: An onion.
They take drastic measures.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Hey that's my toque!!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
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It became a daddy short legs !
Because they die in them.
doesn't matter... must not look down..
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
On his flying saucer.
Take me to your breeder !
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
He became a Muslim.
Terri-fried!
Captain Cook.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
His carrion bag.
They are always taking off.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
