The steaks have never been higher
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They both work in gastronomy
To see if he was done cooking.
A: The food tastes funny.
He was caught stroganoff
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
He woks.
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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A Chef of course...
Pig in a blanket.
No weigh...
Finding out the chef is bald.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Because of his ground thyme.
A: An onion.
They take drastic measures.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Hey that's my toque!!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
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It became a daddy short legs !
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
You better not try to start anything.
Clint Southwood
Boneless chicken.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
A deport-a-potty.
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
Well, that's the edamame.
Edamame.
An American drone.
Tower defense.
Because they can LIFT
HI Jack!
Take me to your breeder !
On his flying saucer.
