What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.