What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.