Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere