Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.