What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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They tell you.

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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Nun.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Unix

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.