Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."