Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.