Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.