Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs