What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.