What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.