What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad