Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.