Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.