What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.