What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.