What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.