What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.