What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.