What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )