Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes More Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "