What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.