What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.