What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion