What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Their Linens

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Laundry.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...