What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ?

Moo Nay !

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Alcoholism Jokes More Alcoholism Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.