What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Alcoholism Jokes More Alcoholism Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.