What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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A small medium at large