What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.