How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.