Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What smells better than it taste?

A nose