Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.