What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.