What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."