Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians