Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.