What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

90 Year Old Jokes More 90 Year Old Jokes

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.