What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning