Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.