Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban