What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.