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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, pho queue, dude
Nobody knows!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
They are probably in better shape than you.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He needed somebody to cosine.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
Namaste.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A knucklehead.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Somebody shot her.
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
They'll tell you.
A happy medium.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Somebody shot his dog
Well, its complicated.
Lacoste intolerant.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Down's in the dumps
Somebody took a corner!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Nothing, somebody already told her twice"
When somebody asks for a raise
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
A timely manor.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
1961
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Cook-a-doodle-do!
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A Dell.
They have a Pho-bia!
A Pho queue
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
So he can cut corners.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
